Patricia Whiz Bang is a Christian blonde bombshell in a yellow one-piece swimsuit. She wants her former boyfriend Flanders back in her life, but she does not know where he lives now. Behold, a man who tells her that he is Flanders’s best friend comes to her. His name is Proffery, and he wins her confidence. But he tells her bad things about Flanders that cause her doubt about Flanders now. And Proffery wants Patricia to become his own girlfriend. Lo, a magical Golden Retriever comes up to her, and this dog is sent by God just for her to help Patricia know which man to choose as boyfriend.