Flanders Nickels discovers his first swim dress woman, standing in the river alongside Ashwaubomay Park. Her name is ‘Euphrasie.’ Both are born-again Christians. And she goes on to tell him of her longtime prayer request that her unsaved two sisters seek salvation in Christ for the good of their souls. The big sister is called ‘Twiddle.’ And the little sister is called, ‘Squiggle.’ The two sisters now come up to the picnic table where Flanders and their middle sister are. Flanders starts to witness to them of Jesus, and all bedlam breaks loose among the four.